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[–] 76 points 6 months ago (4 children)

Printers must be treated with intimidation for them to behave, because they smell fear and only respect violent hierarchy.

I keep a hammer on hand when I need to print something for this reason.

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  • [–] 29 points 6 months ago (2 children)

    It's not just printers. Laptops recognise people who are willing and able to crack them open. I've had multiple family members claim their problems disappeared the instant I gave their device a stern look.

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  • [–] 20 points 6 months ago (1 child)

    IT person here. I concure.

    On bad imposter syndrome days I dont feel like a professional, I feel like the computer whisperer. Gets ticket for problem, decides to stretch my legs snd walk over, issue is fixed before I arrive, like magic (its not, but I didnt see the problem so I cant make any notes other than a wizard fixed it).

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