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[–] 59 points 6 months ago (4 children)

You really think people would do that? Go on the internet and tell lies?

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  • [–] 40 points 6 months ago (3 children)

    My toaster caught on fire yesterday and when I realized it there was a flame like two feet high almost touching my cabinets so I panicked and picked it up so it wouldn't catch my cabinets on fire but then I was just standing in my kitchen holding a flaming toaster and my dad saw me and didn't say anything and I didn't know what to do so I ran outside with it and threw it at the ground but it was on fire so I picked it up and threw it again and again until it went out but then my grass was on fire so I beat it with a shovel until that went out too. Then I came back inside and my dad was just like

    "Whatcha cookin baguettefish"

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