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Billionaire CEO: Work-Life Balance Is For The Weak (fortune.com)

submitted 6 months ago by bearboiblake@pawb.social to c/nottheonion@lemmy.world

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Moar overtime, you lazy serfs!

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[–] psx_crab@lemmy.zip 10 points 6 months ago (3 children)

He isn't wrong though, if i got paid 8 or 9 figures or more per year in euro/usd i wouldn't mind working 8 days a week.

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[–] MBech@feddit.dk 14 points 6 months ago (1 child)

Sure. But don't forget this cunt thinks work is going golfing, calling his secretary to get more coffee, or go to expensive dinners.

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[–] psx_crab@lemmy.zip 9 points 6 months ago

Don't forget going to gym with his kids, replying email, and gasp, reading news.

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[–] prole@lemmy.blahaj.zone 4 points 6 months ago

If I did it for 3 months, would I get 1/4 of that?

Shit, I'd do it for one month, get 1/12 of that, and then live comfortably for the rest of my life.

These people are a scourge

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