I kept looking at my new wooden spoons thinking "I'm pretty sure you should oil those". Went down a rabbit hole and discovered yes you should with food grade oil and not cooking oil. Well, I don't have any. Wait. Yes I do because I moved it the other day. Chopping board oil! Yes! They're gonna get a nice bath then I'm gonna lube them up.

They don't talk about the little things in the book of Adult when you turn 18.