This is what active military serving near Iran get to eat. Is he having door dash granny deliver it?

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[–] 20 points 6 months ago (11 children)
  • [–] 11 points 6 months ago (5 children)

    I second this, wtf is it? A weird gray slab of meat? A flattened condom?

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  • [–] 7 points 6 months ago (4 children)

    and when we are at it, what is the brown shit? the only stuff i recognize there is the carrot...

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  • [–] 4 points 6 months ago (3 children)

    It looks like a super dry smashed beef patty? Maybe? I hope?

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  • [–] 3 points 6 months ago (2 children)

    The patty is a TVP (Textured Vegetable Protein) patty with a hint of beef.

    No idea what the other thing is, gravy toffee?

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  • [–] 2 points 6 months ago (1 child)

    Wow, that doesn't sound any better at all, lol

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  • [–] 1 point 6 months ago

    They're not great but you can recognize that they're intended to be a hamburger.

    Sadly, there are even lower quality patties that are entirely TVP. They come as a perfect grey disk that don't change color when cooked, the cross section looks like neoprene and it tastes about the same.

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  • [–] 1 point 6 months ago* (last edited 6 months ago)

    Its a dead racoons penis, flattened and grilled. This is why RFK wanted to "study" that roadkill racoon penis, he was thinking about the troops, so he took at home and ate it.

    Also while RFK says troops no longer have to be vaccinated, no one is covering the fact that they will be heavily injected with invermectin (horse dewormer) instead, which cures any possible disease.

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