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[–] TheLowestStone@lemmy.world 10 points 6 months ago (3 children)

Fun fact: the term docking can refer to one person putting the head of their penis inside of the foreskin of another person.

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[–] FederatedFreedom1981@lemmy.ca 7 points 6 months ago (2 children)

I guess I'm one of today's lucky 10,000 for this particular factoid.

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[–] FuglyDuck@lemmy.world 4 points 6 months ago (1 child)

I didn't know the term, but I wouldn't say I'm "lucky", now.

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[–] FederatedFreedom1981@lemmy.ca 1 point 6 months ago

Picture my previous statement being delivered with British style sarcasm.

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