To be fair, it is also a huge state, with a lot of surface area. So it's not unreasonable that they catch more natural disasters than a tiny state.

What is unreasonable is that it's handled terribly every time. You'd think all those disasters would eventually gain them some experience.

I have a coworker like that with our office phones. Our phone system rolls over to ringing the entire office if the original person doesn’t pick up. Phone lines will be dead silent all day long. Then this one coworker goes for a quick 15 minute walk, and instantly gets six phone calls back-to-back, which inevitably rings the rest of the office for each call. Then as soon as the last call wraps up, she casually strolls back in from her walk.

I don't smoke, so... I'll be away for half an hour to the bathroom while shit hits the fan. Kthxbye!

I've had the reverse: a few times I've connected into the shop just as things were falling apart. It's hard to prove your innocence when you're the only admin on the system just as it all goes to hell.

Jewish space lasers, we all know them. MTG go pew pew!