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Vyvanse makes the line go up (piefed.cdn.blahaj.zone)
submitted 6 months ago by to c/adhd@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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A skeleton squats a barbell behind text that reads “my body is a machine that turns lisdexamphetamine into shareholder value “
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[–] 11 points 6 months ago (6 children)

The only thing I've actually found offensive here is that you think anyone would be so stupid as to find that believable.

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  • [+] -19 points 6 months ago (5 children)

    Sure it's straight meth, sure it makes me a little jittery and my palms a little sweaty, but that's how I know it's working

    If you can't see that's a joke you're a lost fucking cause bud, like autistic levels of unable to catch a joke. You've got the sense of humor the pharmaceutical knowledge you dropped earlier suggests.

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  • [–] 8 points 6 months ago (2 children)

    Here's the thing: it wasn't funny. Especially as it's based on false information. It was cringy at best.

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  • [+] -12 points 6 months ago (1 child)

    You're right, I'll get a degree in pharmacology so that I never make a technical mistake when making a joke ever again. I'll make sure to also get degrees in every other technical field before speaking in jest in any capacity about any subject.

    And you wanna talk about cringey?

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