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[–] 10 points 6 months ago* (4 children)

It's probably because I pick up all of my girlfriends at the glizzy gobbler competitions.

I guess that also explains why they dip it in water first.

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  • [–] 4 points 6 months ago (3 children)

    Your dick must be filthy if it needs cleaned before ingesting.

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  • [–] 4 points 6 months ago (2 children)

    Have you considered that maybe my dick tastes so good that even the distillate, the runoff from dipping it into a glass of water makes for a delicious beverage?

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