Ok Lemmings look, I love life and I love my family, so I'd hate to have to blow my fucking brains out. So what's another strategy for tuning out this incessant lava chicken?

Alternatively, does anyone have a time machine and enough money to convince Jack Black to not do the Minecraft movie?

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[–] 9 points 1 year ago (3 children)

I mean it's not Baby Shark?

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  • [–] [S] 6 points 1 year ago (1 child)

    He has a set of shark PJs, and whenever he wears them I sing [his name] shark do do do do do...

    And he immediately responds "STOOOOP DAD! PLEASE! I ALREADY TOLD YOU BEFORE!"

    And I'll never stop doing it

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