6 panel Galaxy Brain meme: Wiping back to front; wiping front to back; wiping left to right; wiping right to left; wiping outside in (shoving toilet paper up your ass); wiping inside out (eating toilet paper so it wipes on its way out)
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I work close to home, so I honestly go home to poop.

When travelling and without a bidet, I opt for the shower right after. I guess I still wipe in those instances.

But once you've felt the cleanliness of a bidet, everything else is gross. I don't know how else to explain it.

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