▲ 142 ▼ Haskellers when someone boasts about Typescript's fake type system. (infosec.pub) submitted 7 months ago by cm0002@infosec.pub to c/programmer_humor@programming.dev 33 comments fedilink hide all child comments
[–] squaresinger@lemmy.world 51 points 7 months ago (3 children) Why do programs written in Haskell not have side effects? To have side effects someone would have to run the programs. permalink fedilink source hideshow 3 child comments replies: [–] MonkderVierte@lemmy.zip 0 points 7 months ago (2 children) pandoc. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] squaresinger@lemmy.world 2 points 7 months ago (1 child) Yeah, there's like two projects that use Haskell. Doesn't change the fact that it's the language that most people know and will never write anything productive in it. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 1 child comment replies: [–] MonkderVierte@lemmy.zip 3 points 7 months ago* (last edited 7 months ago) Eh, i'm not a math type but for them, Haskell is chef's kiss from what i've heard. permalink fedilink source parent
[–] MonkderVierte@lemmy.zip 0 points 7 months ago (2 children) pandoc. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] squaresinger@lemmy.world 2 points 7 months ago (1 child) Yeah, there's like two projects that use Haskell. Doesn't change the fact that it's the language that most people know and will never write anything productive in it. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 1 child comment replies: [–] MonkderVierte@lemmy.zip 3 points 7 months ago* (last edited 7 months ago) Eh, i'm not a math type but for them, Haskell is chef's kiss from what i've heard. permalink fedilink source parent
[–] squaresinger@lemmy.world 2 points 7 months ago (1 child) Yeah, there's like two projects that use Haskell. Doesn't change the fact that it's the language that most people know and will never write anything productive in it. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 1 child comment replies: [–] MonkderVierte@lemmy.zip 3 points 7 months ago* (last edited 7 months ago) Eh, i'm not a math type but for them, Haskell is chef's kiss from what i've heard. permalink fedilink source parent
[–] MonkderVierte@lemmy.zip 3 points 7 months ago* (last edited 7 months ago) Eh, i'm not a math type but for them, Haskell is chef's kiss from what i've heard. permalink fedilink source parent