Why are you so mad? Just out here to fight strangers, lol. It's cool to not get why others think a thing is funny, but you don't have to lash out at people. Take a chill pill or something, yeesh.

My 2¢, despite not being asked, is this: The strange stuff at Walter Reed could be that he's hopped up on drugs due to recent medical needs, thus making him loopy. It could also be that he was indisposed and the post was written by an aide to keep up appearances. Based on the way it's written I'd lean towards an aide posting.

They did have to come out and directly say that he wasn't dead, so a post from apparently the man himself would help that angle.