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[–] 43 points 1 year ago (7 children)

I'm pretty sure Jesus would be on board with the "everyone is welcome" message.

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  • [–] 44 points 1 year ago (5 children)

    Actual Jesus would be in CECOT by now.

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  • [–] 7 points 1 year ago (3 children)

    I think they would have just murdered him again, tbh.

    Although when Jesus comes back he's supposed to be wrathful, so he'd probably kill all the Christians who use his name for hate as his first act.

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  • [–] 6 points 1 year ago (1 child)

    He needs to hurry the fuck up and stop taking the scenic route back.

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  • [–] 1 point 1 year ago

    While there are zero prophecies left to be fulfilled, AND like five of them have been fulfilled in the last decade, if there is a supernatural Jesus to come back, we still have a long way to go to match the worldwide suffering seen in Revelations before Jesus's return.

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  • [–] 0 points 1 year ago

    Not exactly wrathful, more like, he shows up when there's a lot of ambient wrath going on. Mainly he just resurrects all who died in faith and sets up a judgment throne.

    And he won't kill them, just they don't get heaven. The sheep and goats judgment. The section that "What you have done to the least of those, you have done to me" comes from there.

    Honestly I think the existential suffering brought about by realizing that they have no place in heaven after a lifetime of religious lip service is FAR more poignant than any death could be

    Not that most lemmings think this is anything more than a long repeated fairy tale, granted

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