I'm sad that I missed posting this on the 4th

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[–] 112 points 1 year ago (29 children)

Maybe American ant size. Costco sells a lovely 1.9L jar.

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  • [–] 8 points 1 year ago (7 children)

    64 fluid ounces = 128 servings of 1 Tablespoon = 11,520 total calories, if you use a child-cheater to scrape out every drop.

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    Oh sorry, family word maybe? A child cheater is a flexible spatula (rubber or silicone) rounded on one side, that scrapes all the yummy cake batter out of the bowl and into the baking pan, leaving not enough to lick.

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  • [–] 3 points 1 year ago (2 children)

    Kinda dumb that these two are called the same thing. They're for very different use cases.

    The "child cheater" is sometimes referred to as a rubber spatula to differentiate it.

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    It's called a tub of mayonnaise thank you very much.

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  • [–] 7 points 1 year ago (5 children)

    For anyone unaware, the gallon size of condiments (mayo, ranch dressing, hot sauce, etc) is typically for food service. IOW, restaurants and the like.

    That said, there's nothing stopping individuals from getting it, so the point is still valid.

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  • [–] 9 points 1 year ago (3 children)

    I worked prep at a buffet, and there was a salad that we made in bulk that used exactly one full gallon of mayo. i got really good at scooping it all out with a spatula in one fluid spiral.

    just one of many otherwise completely useless skills i developed in foodservice lmao

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  • [–] 5 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (1 child)

    I worked at a pizza buffet when I was in high school. The ranch dressing, made in 5 gallon buckets, called for multiple gallons of mayo and buttermilk. I too got far too skilled at getting it all out in one go.

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  • [–] 4 points 1 year ago

    Worked at a seafood restaurant and we made coleslaw in basically a 40 gallon trashcan. Even had this auger that you attacked to the top to make it a huge food processor. It would use multiple gallons of mayo.

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