my dad just yelled up the stairs "CHLOE DID YOU KNOW THE WEATHERMAN WAS GAY I DIDNT KNOW HE WAS GAY HE JUST GOT MARRIED TO HIS BOYFRIEND" and i was like which weatheman are we talking about here and he said "THE BLONDE ONE WITH THE SHARP HAIR CUT AND THE TIGHT PECS AND THE HOT ASS BODY" dad is there something you want to tell me
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[–] 10 points 7 months ago (5 children)

How are museums legal? Like, why am I the only one who gets in trouble when I fuck the art?

Isn't doing a sex on something the only way to express your appreciation for something?

*picks up an /s* "What's this doing here?"

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  • [–] 5 points 7 months ago (4 children)

    Love this. Was thinking about jokingly saying I don’t want to fuck a Monet, but decided against it. I’m glad someone else went with it and did a better job.

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  • [–] 6 points 7 months ago (3 children)

    Ew. Monet? That slutty art just puts it all out there for anyone to get it. I prefer that punishing dom, Magritte. Yeah baby, tease me with your gestalt. Show me that pipe and then deny my inferences. "Oh yeah, nice fucking flower, Monet. What, am I supposed to just imagine there's a face hidden behind those lilies, all by myself?"

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