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[–] SatansMaggotyCumFart@piefed.world 72 points 7 months ago* (6 children)

That's as dumb as cleaning your microwave when the heat sanitizes it every cycle.

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[–] LadyMeow@lemmy.blahaj.zone 22 points 7 months ago

TIHI

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[–] oatscoop@midwest.social 15 points 7 months ago

Or cleaning the inside of the toilet bowel -- it cleans itself, genius.

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[–] diffaldo@lemmy.dbzer0.com 8 points 7 months ago (1 child)

It looks like a turd is heated in there.

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[–] nightlily@leminal.space 13 points 7 months ago

Takes too long in the oven.

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[–] Ashen44@lemmy.ca 7 points 7 months ago (1 child)

How did you take a picture of my college dorm's microwave?

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[–] Rooster326@programming.dev 2 points 7 months ago*

Was it brand new? It's missing the telltale scorch marks of burned popcorn.

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