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[–] 24 points 7 months ago (4 children)

My father used to be all macho and say this kind of shit when we'd visit Mexican restaurants as a kid. Once place decided to teach him a lesson and honestly everyone involved thought it was hilarious including my father. And yes, they delivered on making him regret it.

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  • [–] 6 points 7 months ago (3 children)

    i'm "macho" and say all this shit but like, for good reason. i get a tummyache if i don't have like 20,000 capsaicans a day

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  • [–] 2 points 7 months ago

    man im so jelly. anytime i get more adventurous than salt and maybe a teeny tiny bit of pepper my insides turn to lava and I spend at least a couple hours expelling hot fire from my anus afterwards. :(

    I am the physical embodiment of vanilla, at least culinarily speaking lmao

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