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submitted 7 months ago by not_IO@lemmy.blahaj.zone to c/programmer_humor@programming.dev

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https://defcon.social/@fortyseven/116279569744717982

i miss when the law was trying to seem serious

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[–] zarkanian@sh.itjust.works 5 points 7 months ago (2 children)

Kids don't have retirement funds. If they did, and they had free access to them, they would definitely get scammed out of them.

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[–] SeductiveTortoise@piefed.social 5 points 7 months ago (1 child)

That's pretty much what I wrote, just lacking the sarcasm.

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[–] Chakravanti@monero.town 1 point 7 months ago

Possession of money is literally the definition of scammed.

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