I see no reason not to do this! Do me a favor and hold my phone? I get really bad vertigo. Everyone I know is always talking about it. Here, lemme unlock my phone in case you need to call any of my contacts should anything go awry. And don't peek at my browser! I'm in the middle of filling out my life insurance information and just need to assign a beneficiary.

Anyway, here I goooo!!! Wait, lemme put lotion on my hands in case the air is dry up there.