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Don't you understand? (media.piefed.zip)
submitted 7 months ago by to c/programmer_humor@programming.dev
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No mom it's not a "messy pile of clothes on my chair" it's an L1 cache for fast random access to my frequently used clothes in O(1) time. It needs to be big to avoid expensive cache misses (looking in my closet). I NEED to be minimizing latency, this is important to me. Please.
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[–] 2 points 7 months ago*

The Queen of Shitty Robots herself designed a chair for exactly this purpose!

youtube short

longer vid on invidious

edit: i believe it's out of kickstarter now.

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