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Don't you understand? (media.piefed.zip)
submitted 7 months ago by to c/programmer_humor@programming.dev
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No mom it's not a "messy pile of clothes on my chair" it's an L1 cache for fast random access to my frequently used clothes in O(1) time. It needs to be big to avoid expensive cache misses (looking in my closet). I NEED to be minimizing latency, this is important to me. Please.
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[–] 4 points 7 months ago

While I miss my parents after having moved out, I do appreciate my array of clothes being nonvolatile memory. It's become a comfort, knowing that it stays in the same configuration unless I actively recompile it.

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