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Q: Why should you never hire a cis database administrator? (lemmy.world)

submitted 7 months ago by turbowafflz@lemmy.world to c/programmer_humor@programming.dev

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A: Because writing to a database should always be a trans action

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[–] panda_abyss@lemmy.ca 13 points 7 months ago (3 children)

They also have to be a particle physicist for the atomic trans actions.

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[–] NocturnalMorning@lemmy.world 3 points 7 months ago

Get out of my room dad!

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[–] BuboScandiacus@mander.xyz 3 points 7 months ago (1 child)

But if they are already Schrödinger’s catboy/girl?

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[–] Quetzalcutlass@lemmy.world 2 points 7 months ago

Then one should be very concerned about their political views.

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