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[–] anton@lemmy.blahaj.zone 17 points 7 months ago (3 children)

Soooooo, at what day do you get your own grenades?

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[–] UnderpantsWeevil@lemmy.world 8 points 7 months ago (1 child)

Sooner than you'd think.

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[–] jj4211@lemmy.world 4 points 7 months ago

And they'll remove the shipping pin for you before handing it over.

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[–] Agent641@lemmy.world 2 points 7 months ago

I only need one

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