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[–] 18 points 7 months ago (15 children)

He will commit suicide before relinquishing the Oval Office is my guess.

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  • [–] 10 points 7 months ago (3 children)

    Stop. I can only get so erect…

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  • [–] 13 points 7 months ago (2 children)

    Nah man that does nothing for me. Suicide is the most peaceful way out he could possibly ask for. Its a tragedy that Hitler managed to kill himself before being publicly skinned alive.

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  • [–] 3 points 7 months ago (1 child)

    I’d much prefer a massive heart attack during one of his dumbass rallies. Kills him instantly while collapsing at the podium. His poorly fitted pants falling down as he falls face first into the ground. The sound of his death shits rattling through a mostly empty arena, and red hatted supporters behind him are sprayed by copious amounts of McDonalds and Diet Coke fueled diarrhea. He’ll probably fucking die on the toilet, but I can dream for a moment like this, can’t I?

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