I'm sorry about the amputation. That sucks. Of all the problems I imagined having to deal with with that, the shoe-through-a-pants-leg bit did not occur to me.
You said you were right in the flight path. I wonder how close my old place was to yours. Do you know where Laskin and Bird neck is? We used to live in the Link Horn apartments there. The planes were so low we could literally see the pilots as they took off and landed. We used to wave at the pilots and they would wave back!
Also, jealous you got to live in JCC, I always wanted to move to the historic triangle. My mom used to take us on day trips to York Town when I was kid. Absolutely loved it up there.