Lawn mowers make great but usually impractical fart silencers.

Great if the timing aligns but otherwise pretty useless.

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[–] 1 point 7 months ago (1 child)

You could also just shoot your guns to cover-up your farts...

As the founders intended, 'Murica Style🇺🇸🦅

Legends has it that they declared independence so they have an excuse to have a holiday that would hide their farts.

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