Lawn mowers make great but usually impractical fart silencers.

Great if the timing aligns but otherwise pretty useless.

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[–] 4 points 7 months ago

It only masks the sound, just like a perfume can mask the smell.

Here's a fun idea. Find some fart sounds online... I'm sure there has to be a 24 h playlist already, because Internet. Anyway, blast those sounds in your vicinity at full volume and nobody will be able to tell if you actually farted or not.

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