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[–] 221 points 8 months ago* (6 children)

As an American I appreciate how they included both metric (Joules) and imperial (hours running a microwave) measurements

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  • [–] 46 points 8 months ago (4 children)

    I only know how long bald eagles burn for.
    How do I convert microwave hours to bald eagle burn time (in number of football games including all dead ball times and the halftime shows)?

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  • [–] 14 points 8 months ago (3 children)

    (in number of football games including all dead ball times and the halftime shows)

    Wait are we talking mid-day NFL, primetime (SNF/MNF/TNF/Playoffs), or Superbowl? Or are you talking CFB, and if so is it one of the big conference games or is it only showing on ESPN+?

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  • [–] 7 points 8 months ago* (2 children)

    Yes

    (And all owls are superb)

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  • [–] 5 points 8 months ago (1 child)

    ....taking into account up to 5 testicles at 60mph, but take away 3 standard rats (not McDonald's rats) to the power of 3 number 2 pencils HD if using mechanical pencils. That comes out to 37burnt eagles and 3 frozen yogurts.

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