When was the last time you booted a 2011 machine? Because man, is that not true.
And that's a 2016-2017 era PC.
Windows 7 didn't even have fast boot support at all. I actively remember recommending people to let their PCs sit for a couple of minutes after booting so that Windows could finish whatever the hell it was trying to do in the background faster instead of clogging up whatever else you were trying to do.
Keeping my old hardware around compulsively really impacts my perception of this whole "things were better when I was a teenager" stuff.