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Hegseth declares, 'I only speak American' to room full of foreign leaders (www.irishstar.com)

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[–] fahfahfahfah@lemmy.billiam.net 21 points 8 months ago* (last edited 8 months ago) (3 children)

I’m not sure if this is a joke or if you actually think he was a conservative on the Colbert show

Edit: oh wait it’s you, you got me

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[–] atomicbocks@sh.itjust.works 13 points 8 months ago (1 child)

This user is well known as a lighthearted troll, but I have heard others say this unironically IRL.

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[–] postmateDumbass@lemmy.world 9 points 8 months ago

No, entire demographics were and are that dumb.

That is why we are in this creek in this canoe, with no paddle.

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[–] grue@lemmy.world 1 point 8 months ago*

I admit I used to think that, mainly because I picked up on the conservative persona before realizing it was satire and immediately stopped watching.

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