Haha. I don't believe in destiny, but the things you like about Windows are the things I liked about Windows before I switched to Linux.
You'll find many other fans of cracking / Liberating software, here. It's where the "Libre" we talk about comes from.
Anyway, keep asking questions of you're curious.
I'll just add that I haven't used the command line for anything basic on Linux in several years. Command line is really not necessary anymore, unless I'm doing something advanced like modding my games. Actually, I guess I haven't modded anything in awhile that didn't come with a graphical kit. But I'm sure I still might, for the right mod.