In this case, we're not so much calling you out as calling you in

I spent an hour today unclogging a drain my rain gutter goes to instead of trimming the bamboo bullshit like I was supposed to. It was awesome when the water went down. The bamboo got cut but that was shitty. More holes please.

sounds like a game development opportunity in the same vein as powerwash simulator.

Same. Sometimes when I go for walks in the rain I bring one of those little gardening fork things and clear out the drains. I imagine I look wild wandering the streets with a garden implement but it's very satisfying and rewarding, especially knowing sometimes that water floods peoples houses.

Man I love going for hikes in the winter where there's always a trickle of water along the trail, just asking for someone to scour a path off the trail with a boot or stick. Or a well placed handful of mud and gravel diverts the water

ngl I'd proudly photograph the standing water for a few different angles and the thought of unclogging it would never cross my mind

I like that you provide the service, as I dislike unidentified wetness (which would prevent me from being the clog poker).