Emannediam, of course.

Fuck those preset security questions, I prefer where I can enter a custom security question. My custom security question is "Who is the dumbest person you know?"

Of course nobody but me has the answer to that..

I have learned this joke is a really bad one to make in person. They don't get it, and "I'm a hacker" or "I want your mom" are both suboptimal ways out.