I've been pushing to implement a "stupid bitch fee" for repeat offenders.

When the customer asks "what the hell is this 20% surcharge on my bill?!", employees are required to tell them that it's "an extra fee for having to deal with your stupid bitch ass".

Then, the carrot: "If you start acting right, we might consider removing your stupid bitch fee at a later time, pending approval."

The frontline employee would of course receive a large cut of the fee, say 75-80%, with the rest going to the business.

This would obviously be a win for everyone.

• The business gets that little extra bit of cash (it at least helps cover expenses incurred by stupid bitches doing stupid bitch things)
• the employee is compensated appropriately for having to deal with hazardous stupid bitches on the job (easy morale boost)
• the stupid bitch is punished for being such a stupid bitch using a language they might actually understand - money

Stupid bitches always seem to come back, so this could be a reliable income stream for any business with a stupid bitch problem, which is most of them.

I made my pitch to several area businesses, but I haven't heard back yet.