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We're all smiles here. (media.piefed.world)
submitted 8 months ago by to c/funny@lemmy.world
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[–] 37 points 8 months ago (3 children)

That sudden corporate tone shift is hilarious. You can almost feel the “please remain professional” email being drafted in real time.

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  • [–] 13 points 8 months ago* (2 children)

    i've had people at bars corporate police tone me. where i live it's rampant and people talk corporate speak 24/7.

    least to say I wanted to punch that person in the face, and I no longer hang out there because it's full of corpo zombie types of people who work 80 hour weeks and think 'synergize' is a verb for everyday use.

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  • [–] 4 points 8 months ago*

    i’ve had people at bars corporate police tone me. where i live it’s rampant and people talk corporate speak 24/7.

    Yeah, I'm going to need you to do a better job as using 'Capital' letters when starting sentences and after a period or end break of a sentence. It looks rather unprofessional when you don't punctuate correctly. If you need a refresher course for how to type professionally in a casual environment, remember we're a family and we can set something up for you to assist you in the future.

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