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Since pork tastes like human (according to cannibalists), if I ate it (, which I've never done before), do you think it could satisfy my craving for a certain man atm who happens to also be very big? (thelemmy.club)
submitted 8 months ago by to c/asklemmy@lemmy.ml
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[–] 1 point 8 months ago* (2 children)

Doubtful. If this is a sex thing you need to solve it in a sex way. Cannibals have compared humans to any number of things, and pork is just kind of another kind of meat.

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  • [–] [S] -1 points 8 months ago (1 child)

    But I’m waiting til marriage. Sometimes when I eat and I’m in the mood I imagine what I’m eating or drinking is the person I want and I’m doing things to them. Sorry if tmi.

    I think the fact that it looks like human and *apparently * tastes and smells! according to firefighters, like human, makes me want to try that out on it. plus the guy I like is big like a pig… but in a sexy way

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  • [–] 1 point 8 months ago*

    Well, I won't kink-shame. I would guess anybody who insists on a virgin is going to, though.

    I guess you know your own desires better than me, if this is a genuine post, but it just doesn't seem like it rationally should be any different than what you already do.

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