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In hindsight it doesn't seem that bad, overall. (lemmy.world)
submitted 8 months ago by to c/memes@lemmy.world
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A still from the movie Demolition Man in which some police officers prepare to confront a character played by Wesley Snipes.

Top Text: Demolition Man: A movie which depicts a horrifying dystopia...

Bottom Text:...in which food is too healthy, bidets are common, and cops literally don't know how to assault a black man.

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[–] 0 points 8 months ago (2 children)

But like… how? If I try to dry my ass with toilet paper I don’t get dry and get toilet paper flakes everywhere.

I would love to understand the mechanics of this. Is it different paper?

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  • [–] 1 point 8 months ago (1 child)

    Listen I'm not here to explain to you how to properly clean your ass, especially when you are imagining a world where you can tell a bidet user by their wet ass mark.

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  • [–] 1 point 8 months ago*

    No, my anxiety is that I can't properly dry my ass which will leave a wet spot. And nobody ever explains to me how they avoid it.

    How does toilet paper drying an ass use less when anytime I try to wipe my ass when it's wet - after a shower, after being in the pool, etc - it's a pain in the ass and I end up using more. Toilet paper doesn't remove water, and just shreds itself. Do I need a blow dryer? Is there some special paper? What happens in a public bathroom with their cheap-ass paper?

    What I do know is I'm not dropping a couple hundred bucks to find out that there isn't actually a solution and I just sort of sit there for fifteen minutes waiting for my ass to dry.

    But it's cool, I'll just continue in my worldview because I'm not worth the trouble.

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