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Smells (sh.itjust.works)

submitted 8 months ago by diemartin@sh.itjust.works to c/microblogmemes@lemmy.world

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XCancel: https://xcancel.com/ronnui_/status/1294677498064756737

Original: https://x.com/ronnui_/status/1294677498064756737

A few months ago, we were at a supermarket with my mom, buying some stuff.

My mom needed an antiperspirant. When she was about to grab a black one, I heard a guy "helpfully" telling her that she was grabbing one "For Men™", that the ones "For Women™" were the pink ones.

I immediately looked at the guy like "lol what, who asked".

(My mom uses "men's" antiperspirants because she doesn't care about that, and they are usually cheaper than "women's")

Screenshot of a Twitter post from user Ron Iver (ronnui_ with an underscore at the end) as viewed through a Nitter instance. The post says:

Women get to smell like real things (vanilla, lavender) but men have to smell like concepts. What the fuck is "cool sport rush"?

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[–] shawn1122@sh.itjust.works 2 points 8 months ago (3 children)

To your point, womens razors are way better for shaving your balls (if that's your cup of tea). Mens razors are like taking a dagger to your nutsack in comparison.

You may enjoy Versace Eros, very pleasant herbal opening.

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[–] wonderingwanderer@sopuli.xyz 1 point 8 months ago

I only use straight razors to shave my balls. /jk

You may enjoy Versace Eros, very pleasant herbal opening.

That's interesting. I don't usually use designer brands, but I looked it up and Dossier makes an off-brand dupe. I wonder how accurate it is.

Top: Mint, Green Apple, Lemon

Middle: Geranium, Cedarwood, Vetiver

Base: Vanilla, Amber, Tonka bean

It looks like it's only missing the oakmoss. And it substitutes amber for ambergris, and switches a couple middle and base notes.

Seems nice though, I like the middle and base notes. Mint and lemon aren't really my cup of tea though. If it was sage and bergamot I'd be all about it!

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[–] Kaput@lemmy.world 1 point 8 months ago (1 child)

Ans some women disposable razor were definitly dildos. (Make you fell like a godess brand)

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[–] wonderingwanderer@sopuli.xyz 3 points 8 months ago

I noticed that! At first I thought it was for a better grip since women tend to shave their legs in the shower.

I tried using one once and I was like "This doesn't give me a better grip at all! Oh wait... whaat"

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