I don't want traffic updates. They keep changing my route to a complicated one I didn't want, to save like 1 minute in theory. If I could change it to opt-in route suggestions instead of opt-out route switcheroos, then I might like that feature. I am not available to use the phone while I am driving the car.

I loved my old standalone GPS device until it was stolen.

I want its opinion on traffic once - before I leave - and that's it. Once I'm on the road, I absolutely do not want to hear its suggestion to change 3 lanes to catch this next exit.