About 58 bus rides ago my dad's dog came across a guy on the bus listening to dog whistle sounds without headphones, no one on the bus could hear but the dog. Needless to say that dog stood on it's back legs looked him straight in the eyes and said "you'll never not be an asshole but at least you'll feel my rage" and waved his magic stick he found at the park. That assholes ears turned into dog ears and he heard the agony of the dog whistle he was playing. He then turned it off apologized to the dog and brought him home with him. He's my dad now but anything could happen 58 bus rides from now.