Adafruit: From Ultimate Driving Machine to Ultimate Rent-Seeking Machine: The BMW Logo Screw Patent.

If you haven’t already heard, BMW’s R&D teams have been busy “innovating.” Unfortunately, they aren’t focusing on the things that actually matter—like stellar engine performance or the legendary driving dynamics that gearheads love. Instead, the C-suite execs decided that the best use of their engineering budget was to design a proprietary security screw specifically intended to prevent BMW drivers from fixing their own cars.

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[–] 226 points 8 months ago (30 children)

As soon as the rollout for BMW dealers starts, Chinese toolmakers will churn out compatible bits and screwdrivers. They might even be on the market before the BMW dealers have them in the mail.

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  • [–] 6 points 8 months ago (1 child)

    Ifixit does this with apple’s fasteners. I bet they have plans for the BMW ones now too.

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  • [–] 6 points 8 months ago

    My dad bought me an ifixit repair kit for my birthday or Christmas or something and it is absolutely up there with the best, most frequently used presents of the last decade. It had the weird Ring doorbell bit when I tore down Amazon's spy doorbell. It has an odd bit for my ebike, it has all the computer and phone repair tools to crack open modern devices. This was more of a phone/tablet/computer kit. Maybe Ifixit or someone else will make a repair kit specifically for vehicles with anti-consumer "features"

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  • [–] 10 points 8 months ago* (last edited 8 months ago) (2 children)

    Unless im missing something about the design, theres a fairly common bit already on the market that works for this, and Id assume most auto shops already have laying around. My dewalt 50 piece came with one...
    Bit looks like ( https://share.google/KHdg0HfO6zC9bab9O)

    That one of those 2 pin spanner wrencheswith one on an arm that swings to adjust size, as far as asshole design security screws go, im not too mad at this... accomplishes what it needs to (keeping some rando with a screwdriver in his pocket from just deciding to undo some exposed screws for 'fun', or stealing your car trim) without being so proprietary pwople who arent preppared can't undo it with tools at hand (like the apple Pentalobe screws, and various triangle and tritip Philips variants, really anything with an odd number of contact points is immediatly more of a pita)

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  • [–] -1 points 8 months ago (19 children)

    I'm sure they will but that requires owners to go out and buy a kit of specialty tools for that one job, which may be too much investment. And many people are just not savvy enough to do that, they see "specialty tools" and throw up their hands.

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  • [–] 7 points 8 months ago (6 children)

    It's a special bit, that's it. Do you have any idea how many bits/sockets/adapters I already own that only fit one vehicle? TONS. That's just the nature of vehicles and maintenance. And I'm pretty sure if you own a BMW, you can afford a $5 bit. This is a nothing burger. It's just people jumping on the BMW hate, which if you were smart, there's plenty of actual things they overcharge up the ass for. This isn't one of them. You might as well complain about locking lug nuts as a whole because that's really all this is.

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  • [–] -5 points 8 months ago (4 children)

    It's a special bit, that's it.

    More likely it's a whole set of bits. Why do you think they're doing this? Apple invented a new screw. Why do you think they did that? None of it is intended to slow down professional repair businesses, it's to stop DIYers.

    You might as well complain about locking lug nuts as a whole because that's really all this is.

    LOL locking lugnuts prevent theft. Do you think that's what the purpose of this is?

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  • [–] 2 points 8 months ago* (last edited 8 months ago) (3 children)

    You mean apples proprietary bit that comes with any cheap as fuck set of security bits? I have an electronics screwdriver set that cost me $10 and does ALL THE BITS, including Apples.

    Locking lug nuts: you mean the thing most people with nice rims use? People who own things like a BMW? So instead of the one specific locking bit they now have this specific locking bit? So a 1:1 swap for one custom bit to another? Except locking lug nuts are individualized and need the very specific adapter for each one, where this one is generic and would work on ALL BMW locking bolts.

    Also, you realize this is a standard bolt, right? As in, you can take it out and put a standard one in if it bothers you.

    This is nothing but morons being outraged. It's like people complaining about tax cuts for the rich as if you're gonna be a billionaire someday. Your civic is gonna be just fine and for the people actually in this situation who already pay things like $300 for a replacement window switch, this $5 tool is meaningless.

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  • [–] -3 points 8 months ago (2 children)

    You mean apples proprietary bit

    One and only (AFAIK)

    instead of the one specific locking bit they now have this specific locking bit?

    Did you just completely ignore what I said about this being a security item?

    The only moron here is the one who doesn't read comments before replying to them. If you can't tell me what you think the purpose of this bolt is, then don't reply to me again.

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  • [–] -1 points 8 months ago* (1 child)

    locking lug nuts prevent theft

    Yeah, I addressed that, can you not read? There's a whole paragraph there. I think you might be a bit slow buddy. In fact, your only quote about security was mocking it. But now your pro security? Really I think you're just a jackass 🤷‍♂️

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  • [–] 0 points 8 months ago

    I read the entire paragraph and at no time did you address your failed analogy that these are not for theft prevention. But thank you for acknowledging that you have no idea what they're for. You're being blocked now.

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  • [–] 3 points 8 months ago (7 children)

    Have you done any work on your own vehicle? Because buying a tool just to do one job happens all the time.

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  • [–] 1 point 8 months ago (6 children)

    I'm a professional, I have thousands of tools I use on a regular basis, and I use them to make money

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  • [–] 1 point 8 months ago (5 children)

    Whoh thousands and not hundreds?

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  • [–] 2 points 8 months ago (4 children)

    I mean depends on how you count them, but probably something like that.

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    If you work on your own car you have enough savvy to go out and get a specialty bit.

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  • [–] -2 points 8 months ago (2 children)

    You might also elect not to. Tell me, what do you think is the purpose of this special fastener?

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