Ben: "I had a bacon sandwich, and it wasn't very good"

Tom: "If you'd have gone to a better restaurant, it would've been great!"

Ben: "The one I had on the train was bad"

Tom: parries "I had a bacon egg and cheese in New York which was so bland!"

Adam: "Ok, you must've gone to the wrong place, I'll show you a good one"

I very much appreciated the symmetry in this interaction 🤣