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Winter Olympics in crisis as athletes deplete entire stock of 10,000 free condoms (www.independent.co.uk)
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‘It is rule 62 of the Olympic Charter that we have to have a condoms story,’ says IOC spokesman Mark Adams

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[–] 50 points 8 months ago (4 children)

I don’t see why condom companies aren’t shipping in truckloads for free. You can’t beat that kind of publicity. L

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  • [–] 16 points 8 months ago (2 children)

    This reads like the startn of Dr Seuss erotica

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  • [–] 23 points 8 months ago* (last edited 8 months ago) (1 child)

    I found myself in Italy
    They said we could have condoms free
    All partnered up by two or three
    Everyone partook with glee
    But now none are left for me

    So hearken friends
    My luck portends
    This story ends
    For me unfortunately

    I skied directly into a tree
    Then rolled the dice in the dormitory
    It now burns badly when I pee
    I hope my mom is proud of me
    I only brought home an STD

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