Called the cops and they came and took it. I'm glad, because I really didn't want to put it in my truck.
Where the fuck do you live! /s
This was taken out of the Rock River in Wisconsin. I'm kinda blessed with all the water around. Probably hit up some lakes as soon as the weather warms a bit. But most bridges and other doggy places have a lot of rocks around. Good luck if you decided to make a go at it again.