Called the cops and they came and took it. I'm glad, because I really didn't want to put it in my truck.
Ooh that would help, as would have some waders, but that's not the kind of environment where you want to get into the water. Our river also has 3 inflatable dams in about 4 miles, which I'm not really willing to test the danger of in the same way I'm not willing to throw snowballs at polar bears. I just think I may not live in a place where this is very feasible.