they’ve also read 1984 and thought all “adult” books are gonna be this fucking dreadful and boring
I gotta say, 1984 has a lot wrong with it. But it's pretty short and punchy as books go. Espionage, sex, torture, murder. Orwell was Tom Clancy before Tom Clancy was cool.
If you're looking for something that's endless, dreadful, and boring, you might want a copy of Atlas Shrugged.