Heard. Allow me to introduce you to...

...The badonka-donk.
In these I can fit my entire camping loadout with room to spare, or:
In the left box,
- My welder
- Welding Helmet
- Apron and Gloves
- Hammer, Tongs, Brushes
- 3-4 spools of wire
In the right box,
- My entire drill kit
- A master tap and die set
- Angle grinder plus a selection of wheels and disks
- a 100' extension cord
All I need to do is figure out how to power the welder from the bike and I can strike anywhere, without warning.