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[–] TheUnsungRooster@sh.itjust.works 1 point 9 months ago (1 child)

Can't metabolize its calories either way.

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[–] RisingSwell@lemmy.dbzer0.com 3 points 9 months ago

Drink enough and it'll be all the calories you need for the rest of your life

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