Not The Onion

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[–] LedgeDrop@lemmy.zip 19 points 9 months ago (3 children)

I can see it now, Coalie enters the scene:

"Howdy-coughcoughcough - oh! My back, Kyle"

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[–] Steamymoomilk@sh.itjust.works 8 points 9 months ago (2 children)

They need to make coaly voiced by a person who has smoked thousands of cigarettes.

"Yeah coals real safe and healty for us all cough cough cough cough"

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[–] mika_mika@lemmy.world 1 point 9 months ago (1 child)

Thousands of cigarettes doesn't seem that many. I've been a smoker for 10 years and I easily smoked thousands. They need a pack a day smoker for like 25 years plus.

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[–] Alcoholicorn@mander.xyz 1 point 9 months ago

Make him breath/smoke through a hole in his neck.

They wouldn't though, SP's creators genuinely think there's nothing wrong with the tobacco industry. A lot of episodes that seemed like they were satire were just their actual beliefs, presented in a silly way.

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[–] carpelbridgesyndrome@sh.itjust.works 5 points 9 months ago

John Oliver will probably abuse it in some way. Sadly he doesn't start until the 15th and something new and horrible will have replaced this.